Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,465 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 14/16 (280/480 points)
Medals Earned: 11/18 (140/240 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 17/17 (480/480 points)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (245/320 points)
Medals Earned: 13/18 (215/275 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/440 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush 175 ships
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.
Parry three times in one jump.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Crush 100 shells!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
